![]() ![]() ![]() When we last tuned into the Succubus saga (which consists of Succubus, Akumajou Succubus, and this game), Simone Belmonte successfully slew the titular succubus, whereupon her body was immediately possessed by the violet-haired vixen. I was told I’d get paid extra for including this edit. As if to put my melancholic spirit at ease, independent developer Libra Heart had just released the pulse-pounding continuation of the Succubus saga, The Tower of Succubus. Unfortunately, I was $2.00 shy of being able to hire a hooker. To cope with my increasing displeasure at these events, I did as any man worth his salt would and smothered myself in the voluptuous, succulent female form. The world is beset by all sorts of terrible things from the imminent, looming threat of our eventual destruction through one mean or another self-censorship becoming an increasingly common occurrence hoverboards that don’t actually hover and perhaps worst of all, 60-degree weather in winter that invites mosquitoes to terrorize my person ahead of time. ![]() At the time of this writing, the year is 2016. ![]()
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